Flounder Hickey Dickey
The Floundert Hickey Dickey is the most versatile way to jazz up any working class look.
Not only is the Hickey Dickey the perfect way to compliment any trademutt shirt, but this easily customizable tubular accessory is SPF 40+. This means that whether your scribing in the last of those pesky roof flashings, spending a long day in the cattle yards with your arm up a cows arse, or blowing off some steam on a weekend hike, you can protect that valuable real estate between your shoulders and your eye brows in at least 13 different ways with the one multi applicable garment.
Avoid the third degree from the mother in law about that sus looking mark on your neck and grab yourself a Hickey Dickey today!